Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Movie: X Men 3 - The Last Stand

Watched the movie last night. Was free. Quality wasn't good.

But got the gist of the story.

The wikipedia entry has all the spoilers.

It's an OK watch, I guess. Prof X got atomised, Wolverine and Storm got their time in the limelight. Nightcrawler was cut cos his role just wasn't worth the make-up time.

And that's the end of the X trilogy.

But at least the movie got me in the mood for X-Men stories again. I last left off somewhere around House of M, where the Scarlet Witch (Magneto's daughter) was so distraught with grief that she's losing it, and was recreating reality. Eventually, she overcame Xavier's attempts to block it, and recreated the Marvel universe.

Into a world where H.Sapiens are the second class citizens. And millions of mutants have lost their powers, leaving only a few hundred, who has taken over important roles in government. Magneto lost his powers. Xavier is missing. Wolverine remembers his past. And Peter Parker is successful, until his secret was outed, that he did not come to his powers through evolution.

Right now, I'm 'getting' Deadly Genesis. Xavier will finally be found. And Scott fights his brother. Again. It suddenly appears that Scott has a SECOND brother, that's even more of an ass than the last one. Having Xavier as a powerful telepath is a convenient Deus Ex Machina. Whenever convenient, the writers can just re-write history, and make something happen differently, but Xavier had mind-wiped the events to protect the characters. Thus, explaining how they could just manufacture Scott's other brother out of thin air.

Movie: Firewall, An Unfinished Life

Firewall, the new Harrison Ford movie.

Think The Fugitive. But nowhere near as good.

Ford is a father in this movie. He's almost 64 years old. And he is playing a father.

Basic plot: some geeks with guns hold Ford's family hostage, while they force him to do an electronic bank heist. A few murders are pinned on him. He runs from the law and tracks down the villians via his dog's GPS collar.

Moral of the story: If you're a bunch of geeks that can't take down a 64yr old banker with automatic weapons, please invest in a couple of goons who can. You're heisting 200million dollars. You can afford a few goons for crying out loud!



Speaking of old actors, I also just watched An Unfinished Life with Robert Redford, Morgan Freeman, and Jennifer Lopez. Oddly, I didn't recognise J.Lo at all until I checked IMDB...

This is just a simple, ungimmicky movie about a grandfather getting to terms with the death of his son, and connecting with his granddaughter and daughter in law. And Morgan getting to terms with being mauled by a bear.

Not the kind of movie you'll rush to the cinema to watch. Just something that you'll watch and forget on HBO.

TV: Giant Simpson's Foot - I'm LOST!

Lost season 2 has ended with it's final two episodes last week. And here be spoilers.

Michael got Walt back, and Henry gives them a motor boat to take them to 'rescue'. Once he leaves, he can never come back.

Oh, Henry the balloonist, is the leader of the Others.

Desmond, the ex-occupant of the hatch, comes back with his sail-boat. His love story is told. And he proceeds to solve the mystery, and assume responsibility, of the crash of flight 815.

John's faith, broken by Henry, refuses to punch in the numbers, and the hatch blows up. Two French guys in the Antartic detects the explosion and reports the event to Desmond's lover.

Sayid's plan went according to plan, he managed to reach the Others' camp ahead of Jack & Michael's group, and secured the premises single-handedly. He was an Iraqi Republican Guard after all.

On the way to that camp, the fisherman, his wife, and the soldier saw a collosal statue of Bart Simpson's foot. It's like a rubbled Argonath from FOTR, but only has four large toes.

But Michael wasn't leading Jack, Kate, Sawyer & Hurley to the camp. They went to a clearing where a pneumatic tube outlet was dumping all the surveilance reports coming from the ex-occupants of The Pearl.

Despite Jack knowing about Michael's betrayal, he still led everyone into an ambush. Hurley was released to warn the rest not to come after them ever again. Whilst Kate and Sawyer gave Jack betrayed looks, for betraying their trust in him.

Just because he's got an MD doesn't make him qualified to lead. His leadership, I might liken to 16th century Catholic church. All self-righteous and imposing his brand of morals upon everyone else. Expects blind allegience and gets hissy when he's not given what he wants. He doesn't give a crap about other people's opinions, believes his way is right and best, and gets mad when other people does things without his consent. He's undemocratic, and bordering on fascism, but his military decisions are all disastrous. Each 'invasion' against the Others had given the enemies more guns and/or hostages.

The original plan for the series was to have Michael Keaton play the role for Jack, and have the character killed very early. Wish the producers had stuck to that script.

Maybe the idea of the love triangle between the babe, the rogue & the doctor is just too good to give up. It makes for a fascinating case study of primate reproductive tactics. Had a good discussion about this before. Isn't it true that women want to swoon with the dashing, rogue pirate and his virile sperm, yet will also marry the grizzled old millionaire with the financial security? It's a fascinating dilemma, to either go with the good genes (maximising NATURE), or go with the rich partner (maximising NURTURE).

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Movie: Hoodwinked - Trouble in the Hood

It seems an animated CG flick snuck under my radar last year. Hoodwinked is a relatively low-budget cartoon taking place in Little Red Riding Hood's universe. It's like Shrek, except that it's funny. They didn't even have simple physics like gravity right; and there's no fur/hair effects like Monsters Inc or Final Fantasy. Everything's just textured 3D. But they've got the humour.

It's a kid-flick. Complete with random bursting of songs ala Disney's Snow White, but no grand production like Beauty & the Beast.

But there's also a lot of adult sub-text meant for the grown-ups. The whole story is told like The Usual Suspects, a damn good movie if there ever was one.

There's also a bit of social commentary about big business killing the mom & pop stores.

Plot: There is a bandit stealing recipes all about fairy tale land. Red is safe-keeping her grandma's recipe book, and running from Wolf. Wolf is after Red. Grandma has a secret she's hiding. And the Woodsman has an ... impediment. It's up to Hercule Poirot, a toad, to cross examine the suspects and solve the case. (I figured it out 15min into the movie.)

There are some great voice talents, like Glenn Close and James Belushi. But my favourite is Patrick Warburton as the Wolf.

Patrick who?? He's the voice of Kronk (the guy who speaks to squirrels) in The Emperor's New Groove, still one of Disney's most enjoyable cartoons. He's David Puddy, the mechanic in Seinfeld. Joe Swanson, the cop neighbour in Family Guy. And plenty others. He's got a very distinctive voice that lends itself to humour. His voice has a special character, like... the anti-James Earl Jones.

Another special character in the movie is Twitchy, the squirrel photographer on Desoxyn. It's nice to see so many movie homages to insane squirrels lately. Ice Age 1&2, Over the Hedge, and now this. Twitchy gets to drink coffee here too.


Memorable quotes:
Wolf : What kind of candles are those?
Twitchy: Dee-na-mee-tay! MustbeItalian...

Villian: Dolph, tie up the brat; Liesel, hold the book; Vincent, get the truck; and Keith, change your name, please, that's not scary and I'm embarassed to say it. Boris, try that. Keith, ya know, OOOO Watch out for Keith!

10 Year Trauma

10 years ago this day, I had the worst time I've ever had in a cinema.

Ben, Julian and I somehow ended up at Bishan with time to kill. There wasn't any movie of note showing at Golden Village. We took stock of the options, and I voted for City Hall, by Al Pacino. Julian, wanted Nicole Kidman in To Die For.

Ben had no strong opinions either way. And it went down to a coin-flip. Which I lost.

OMG, that was the worst movie I ever paid money to watch!!

A story about a psychotic blonde who'll do anything to get on TV. What a bloody boring plot!

This happened during that period of time when everyone thought that the best ticket to an Oscar was to act a dumb / crazy character. Think Hannibal Lector, Nell, and Forrest... It's pretty naive thinking, but the Academy IS that shallow and predictable. Even Sean Penn, despite all his great works, had to play an idiot in I Am Sam to get noticed. (Which he didn't win, because 2002 was the Academy's 'Patronise the African Americans' Year.)

Back to the blonde... I sat through a shitty, dull movie, just so that Julian can get an eyeful of cleavage in the scene where Nicole jumped a high-school kid in order to get him to murder her husband.

There wasn't an ounce of suspense in the movie. The husband was gonna die, and I could feel nothing for the dumb jock. Nicole was gonna die, and I couldn't care less either. There was not one relateable character in the story. It's like a satire, that's not even funny. It's like watching a child's purple balloon drift away from his grasp; the event must have meant something for someONE, since the movie was made at all, but the rest of the world really can't care less.

I could have had two plates of Boon Tong Kee chicken rice for what it costed me to watch that movie.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

yum-MY

I mean... wow... Fedora Linux has so much cool stuff now. But I blame myself for living under a rock for so long.

In version FC4, there's a silly bug when you change the Security Level. After you add a port that doesn't have a name (I was trying to add the BitTorrent port), the system-config-securitylevel.i386 will crash thereafter, with some lame port-name error.

The fix? Download and install the new version. And figure out the dependencies for it, and download and install the new version for the dependencies as well. Oh heck!

But now, there's yum.
[root@localhost norman]# yum list installed *sec*
to see the version currently installed.

[root@localhost norman]# yum remove *sec*
to remove current install.

[root@localhost norman]# yum install *sec*
to find new updates, and install them.


Freakin' sweet.

Movie: Over The Hedge

Went down to Seremban with a friend, to meet up with another friend there. And being a couple of good Christian boys, there are few options for after dinner entertainment. X-Men III wasn't out yet, and the only movie choice seemed to be Da Vinci Code.

I'm anti-Dan Brown. I read DVC. Not impressed. Couldn't care less about the conspiracy theories. Not offended by the heresy. But outraged that a second rate author like this is getting such big billings. No prose. No style. And when someone had to invoke a Deus Ex Machina more than once (and not for comedic effect), he has utterly failed as a story-teller. Heck, Dan Brown is even specifically mentioned in the above wiki entry!

It was with great reluctance that I finally agreed to watch DVC with them. But while queueing for the tickets, I saw that Over The Hedge had opened, and called a re-vote. Things went my way, and I denied Dan Brown of some royalties!

Over The Hedge is a Dreamworks CGI cartoon. Same guys that did Shrek and Madagascar, but without the big names in the funny business. Which makes the show funnier and more enjoyable. OTH has Bruce Willis, Nick Nolte & Avril Lavigne. Not too bad.

Didn't like Madagascar so much. Cos when you put names like Chris Rock and Ben Stiller in it, all you get are zoömorphic representations of the same two actors. Not that funny. And when you put in Zimmerman too, it's just too painful to watch. The cutest cast in that movie were the mobster penguins.

Over The Hedge, I loved!

The characters are based on the comic strip. I followed this strip for a while almost a decade ago. Needed something to fill the void left behind by Bill Watterson. But cute animals without a 6yr old protagonist just wasn't the same. I was skeptical about the movie, since this is Dreamworks after all... Still, it's gotta be better than DVC no matter what.

But I found myself enjoying the movie immensely. There's a good story written around the cast of the comic strip, and there's plenty of funny moments! Will never be able to forget the fantastic bullet-time sequence! Guffawed almost as loudly as I did at the Road Runner sequence in KungFu Hustle.

Good movie. Must watch!


Speaking of must watch movies... Ultraviolet is not one of them.

Unless you love Milla Jovovich. And that's the only reason to watch the movie.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Life isn't fair

Just spent the whole day at 'work' reading web-comics. There are days when this job is as easy as having tenure with Malaysia's Atomic Energy Institute.

And if you use Firefox, and download the Flashgot extension... Then you can go to Tools > Flashgot > Build Gallery, and just enter the following into the Content field:
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comics/strips/200[3-6;1][01-12;1][01-31;1].gif

Then you can get all the strips of the webcomic, Least I Could Do, on one single page, without having to click Next repeatedly, without having to look at random ads.

And your work day will just burn right by...

Skarre, Pirate Queen

Finally! The Epic version of the WarMachine mini I showcased a few days ago. This should hit the stores in September, although, with my PressGanger privileges, I'm hoping to get ahold of it a few weeks in advance.

The mini looks awesome! PrivateerPress has not disappointed me!!

Friday, May 19, 2006

Gold Vehicles in Malaysia

Useful information to share here...

The easiest way to get into the gold action in Malaysia, would be via Maybank's Gold Savings Account.

This is an obscure deposit account, and if you pop into a random branch and ask about it, chances are, the teller doesn't even know that they have such a product. And a supervisor from the back has to dig up the protocol notebook somewhere to figure out how to create and fund the account for you.

But after a while, you get used to it.

Earlier this week, I walked into the PJ main branch at PJ State. It's one of the few branches where you can purchase the Kijang Emas gold bullion. While I was there, I also decided to ask about how I might withdraw my gold from the Gold Savings Account.

It's obvious that I can withdraw it as cash, but the website also promises that I can withdraw them as gold wafers. And there is an extra charge for doing so. I wanted to know how much are the charges. Didn't expect this to turn into an hour long consult with the banker, and several calls to the Shah Alam main branch and the KL main branch.

The PIC of the gold account in PJ doesn't even know what she's selling. And Shah Alam was telling her that I'ld have to sell my gold from the savings account at the bank Buying price (where I'll lose 8.8% in 'conversion'), and THEN use that gold to buy the wafers from the bank at the Selling price again!?! I'm estimating that such a transaction will cost me an estimated 13%.

It made no sense at all. I asked her to clarify it further with KL. And only then I got what I needed.
I can withdraw in 10g, 20g, 50g, & 100g wafers, with a delivery charge of rm25, rm30, rm40, & rm50 respectively. Walk to counter 20/21 at Menara Maybank.

With these numbers, I worked out how much it'll cost you to own gold via these vehicles.

If you want to hold about 3oz of gold in your hands, it'll be cheaper to buy the Kijang Emas coins. It'll be cheaper by about RM20.

OR, you can keep your gold in the savings account, and let Maybank guard it, insure it, sweat over the safe-keeping of the gold, until such a time when you actually want that gold in your hands. It'll only cost you rm20 more.

Which is a good deal. As long as Maybank stays upright. It's too easy for them to sell you gold that they may not actually own in their vaults. Who's the governing body in Malaysia that watches over this? Does Maybank even have all the physical gold they need to cover the deposits? Or are most of them on paper only, or is the gold already leased away, like what every reserves bank in the world is doing.

Maybank might just one day say that they've no physicals, but will liquidate your accounts through cash settlement. And you might be left holding bundles and bundles of paper that's cheaper to burn than the charcoal you can buy with them. (That's a cooking stove you see in the photo above, and bundles of German Marks just before Hitler rose to power.)

But let's hope that none of this comes to pass of course, that the world will continue to move around the sun.

Or why not buy stocks and shares in gold mines and other mining companies? That's a good way to make 10x more money, if you're lucky. But there, you'll need to know how to read company accounts, know how much hedging there is in their books, know some geology to read which exploration companies have potential, and be environmentally aware which mine is spewing its polluting filth into the ocean and getting sued by the Indonesian government etc...

But can't buy shares overseas in Malaysia. So not losing sleep over that bridge at the moment.

What I'm curious now, is the buying and selling price of Kijang Emas and GSPA at Maybank. I could be mistaken, but I could swear that the percentage premium I'm paying for the gold has changed a fair bit. Lucky I kept some records from last year, so I can check later. It's possible that the increased spread is a consequence of the depegging of the RM from the USD.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Comics: Cross Game - Mitsuru Adachi

Spent yesterday afternoon downloading and reading manga at work. It was just that kind of day.

Boss out. Manager out. Nothing breaking down. Those that had broken down had already been looked at or declared dead. Bushed from reading investment news. Caught up with all of Scott Adams' blog already.

So in between blogging, I looked for some comics.

Joyously, Mitsuru Adachi (あだち充, 安達充)started on a new series recently: Cross Game (クロスゲーム).

I've been a fan of Adachi's works since 1994, a few years since I gotten into Manga in general. Those were the days of Dragonball and Slamdunk. Adachi was serialising H2 when I stumbled upon it in the magazine I buy for my Dragonball & Slamdunk fix.

In the beginning, H2 didn't impress me much. The artwork is very simple. It wasn't the typical BESM (Big Eyes Small Mouth) style, but close to it. The plot is uninteresting, about high school kids playing baseball. It took me a while to realise that there was more than meets the eye.

The humour is... strange, with frequent 'product placements'. The characters' bookshelves will have collections of Adachi's manga. The bookstore girl will put out banners advertising his books. And the characters themselves will hold up previous issues of the comic he's starring in. It's cute, and mildly amusing. Once in H2, Hiro bought a dog that's a twin of the mutt in Touch, Adachi's first wildly successful manga series, also about high school baseball.

But after a while, I began to catch the nuances and the subtleties. A lingering stare, a hidden sigh... Adachi's simple artwork often speak volumes. When a character was wearing a skirt in one panel, then jeans in the next, through the use of some innocent panelling, the author established a deep history between the characters. It's quite hard to define, but if you can see it, you'll see it. It's like those 3D art posters. It blows your mind away when you first see the hidden picture.

Adachi is a master of the art of story-telling in his medium of choice. He uses the medium to work for him in each and every way. With simple lines, cunning perspectives, and humourous dialogue, he tells stories that are at the same time light hearted, passionate, and moving.

H2 spanned from 1992 to 1999. And I grew with it every step of the way. I scoured second-hand bookshops all over Singapore, and collected Adachi's earlier works. One time in JB while visiting some friends, I passed by a small bazaar and found the complete 26 volumes of Touch. I have a near complete collection. Last year, I bought most of Katsu! in the original Japanese publication from Kinokuniya. (As part of my aborted 'Learn Japanese' project.)

If one were to categorize the genre of Adachi's works, I think it mostly falls under sports-themed teen romance. Yea, I know that sounds very Barbie, but my distaste for gimmicky gore/nudity/Pokemon manga does not bring my sexuality into question. But it does raise question re: my maturity. Or maybe I'm so exceedingly mature, that I'm already way down the road to senility...

Cross Game is once again themed around Koshien, this is the venue for the national high-school baseball championships in Japan. Adachi has done at least a dozen stories, long or short, around this high school dream. Around this theme, he can inject a powerful passion into his characters that is very relateable.

In much the same way, Hayao Miyazaki (宮崎 駿) has a recurring theme about flying in most of his animations: Porco Rosso (an ace biplane fighter pilot with the head of a pig), Kiki's Delivery Service (a young witch on a broom-stick), Spirited Away (flying on the back of a white dragon), Totoro (a giant flying cat) etc...

Anyway, I can't even find Cross Game on the shelves here yet, although it's been going on for more than 40 weeks. But if you know how to download stuff via IRC, you'll find lots of scan-lated manga at:
irc.irchighway.net
#Grandline

I might write up some "For Dummies" instructions on how to access these resources one day. Then, you'll know how to get ebooks and American comics as well.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

A Beaver Ate My Thumb

No, my thumb is alright. Sorry to disappoint you. Yes, it's a stupid title.

Watched five straight episodes of Gilmore Girls.

Fans of the show will be familiar with silly titles. Mine's still tamer than Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found The Gnostic Gospels.

Yes, I follow a chick show. It just concluded its 6th season, and word is that the 7th will be the last. Started watching the show during my dark years. Humor was a rare commodity then. Between this and Ally McBeal, I barely scraped the RDA to live through with my sanity intact.

But I have a suspicion that there may still have been some irreparable damage from the 5/7ths of the time I went below the RDA.

This used to be a really good series. Very good writing with a lot of amusing dialogue. Just like how Calvin & Hobbes is funny, with a 6yr old spouting deep philosophy and using bombastic vocabulary. The Gilmore girls blather all manner of 'pop' culture references from the 40s to the present. Like, who the hell (in this time and age) has ever heard of Frances Farmer?

But they talk fast, and a large number of my peers are unable to follow the dialogue, so there are very few chuckle partners. The dialogue IS the show. The sarcasm. The wit. The bizzarre references. The plot is mundane. It's all character driven. And there are more characters in the show than a 12oz bag of pistachios.

As Luke describes Star's Hollow: "Everyone in this town should be medicated and put in a rec room with a ping pong table and hand puppets."

There's a short mad cat lady with a tall jazz-playing husband. A prickly handyman + diner owner. A rotund ballet instructor who's married as many times as Elizabeth Taylor. A village idiot with night terrors. A controlling mayor + gouging grocer. An overbearing Korean antiquer. A gay-ish inn receptionist. Snobby parents. A boy named Dean. A rogue named Jess.


But lately, I feel the show is going downhill. Rory just isn't innocent adorable anymore since she lost her virginity at the end of season 4. And after she starts getting it on a regular basis with a co-habitating boyfriend, a certain charm is just lost. The show never really made the right transition into the next level.

The endearing quirky characters are becoming more forced. In the last two seasons, they've tripped over quirky, and stumbling into becoming mental patients. Kirk the idiot isn't funny-stupid, but more loser-stupid now. Gay receptionist is getting too much screen time, and they just can't think of any more ways to make his gay-ness funny, so they're just making him neurotic.

Lorelai at least had stayed true to her character. The character was well developed from the very start, there was no reason to change it later. It's easier to cycle her men around. Waited 6 years for her and Luke to finally get together, and then she sleeps with Christopher in the season finale?!

What the hell?!

WarMachine

Showcasing some of the miniatures that I've painted up for WarMachine. These are just a few of my favourites, from the shambling undead legion of the Dragonfather Turok. I've spent the most time painting these up. Skill level still leaves much to be desired, but it's getting there, I hope.

Left to right:
-The DeathJack, the epitome of mechanical malignancy. This is one of PrivateerPress's most ambitious sculpts, with 33 bits of metal bits to glue and assemble.
-Pirate Queen Skarre. A Warcaster. One of the antagonists in the Iron Kingdoms. She has a Great Rack. No seriously, one of her melee weapons is called the Great Rack. It never fails to elicit laughs from all around the table when I declare her attacks in a game.
-Skarlock. A solo unit. The primary reason why I got hooked into this game in the first place. I was just wow-ed away by the dynamicity of the sculpting, and plunged into this hobby.

The majority of my stuff are still in pristine raw metal. Need to step up the painting pace.

Monday, May 15, 2006

10 Years Anniversary...

... for something that only I give a crap about anymore.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Keeping Mum

This being Mother's Day and all, thought it will be the best chance to watch, and review, a movie on moms?

Keeping Mum, boasts some familiar faces like Rowan Atkinson and Patrick Swayze, and that girl who showed up in a few episodes of Coupling...

Naturally, you'll expect some humour. Mr. Bean plays a role he had some experience in, if you count his cameo wedding two of Four Weddings & A Funeral.

But this is also a movie about emotional bonding between three generations of women.

Mr. Bean is the vicar of a small English village. His wife is sexually frustrated. His daughter is not. His son is missing a pair, so he's the only one not having such problems.

And if you have a dysfunctional English family, of course your best course of action is to hire a housekeeper, from out of no where, and without checking any references. Then the housekeeper will repair all the dysfunction either through song, or with their jolly, aged wisdom.

It's a very curious fantasy... I wonder why.

It is later revealed that the wife grew up in an orphanage. Then there's a tearful moment when the housekeeper reveals herself as the long lost mother. And grandmother, mother and daughter find a common ground and bond emotionally.

But there's plenty of light moments for those of us (read: XY carriers) who don't like the Ya-Ya / Travelling Pants stuff.

And there are twists in the movie that makes it truly enjoyable. So don't be discouraged by the Joy Luck Club elements. And if you've got the DVD and not watching it in the cinema, you may even see some 16yr old flesh.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

fstab & mount

Situation:
One logical partition (/dev/hda5) formated in FAT32.
mount -t vfat /dev/hda5 /mnt/fat

Linux can now read all the files in that partition, but only the root has write access.

Neither
chmod 777 /mnt * -R
nor
chmod a+w /mnt * -R
works...
No errors. All the files just REFUSE to be chmod-ed...

But, if I edit /etc/fstab, and added:
/dev/hda5 /mnt/fat vfat users,owner,rw,umask=000 0 0
then
mount -a

Now I can chmod at will. And finally I can edit the documents in the FAT32 partition, while not logged in as root. WHY??
But it all works now, so that's the important thing...

Stupid people & Paris Hilton

I hate stupid people. This is a sentiment that I feel that I do not express often enough. Otherwise, there would've been a lot more people rolling on the ground after a meeting of my Nikes and their grapes.
Example of stupid people here. Also the teeming mobs of outraged parents blaming video games for their own lack of parenting abilities.
I find inspiration from Dogbert.
How many stupid people out there are already threatening my life with their irresponsible driving?! I can justify my actions as preemptive self defence.

On an almost unrelated note... I spent yesterday evening at Borders. Just to see what's new nowadays. There's a bunch of Band of Brothers spin-offs... An autobiography of Paris Hilton. I flipped through it just to plumb the depths of the dizzy blond. The plumb line didn't even get wet, and the plumbum bounced off the surface like a corpse skimming the Ankh-Morpork river.
Then there's a weird series of philosophy books, like Superheroes and Philosophy. Don't know what THAT'S about. Perhaps when I have the time to burn one day... But seriously, what demography was the book targetting? The niche intersection of small subsets of people who actually know the events of the Crisis of Infinite Earths, and also cognizant of the views of Aristotle? Much strange...
But the upcoming Bullshit and Philosophy sounds like something worth waiting for.

Incidentally, I saw a rather pretty girl at Borders. Reading the same Paris Hilton thing. RAPT-ly. Maybe she has the same curiosity and sense of irony as I did, far be it for me to make snappy judgments on strangers. But her hair was already 3 shades from blonde.
Just discovered that a far better place to meet interesting girls is in the pastry or cookbook section. Saw some sweet jailbait there. A really belated discovery. But maybe this knowledge can be passed on to help the younger generations.
The maternity and Feng Shui sections are a poor place for picking up girls, for obvious reasons of course.


Quote of the Day:-
"Mockery is an important social tool for squelching stupidity."
-------Scott Adams------

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

St Petersburg & Jungle Fever

A reader was getting irate that I hadn't been updating the past couple of days...

Well, maybe cos nothing much had been going on... Was planning to go to a bike hash on Sunday, but skipped that cos wasn't feeling too well. The venue was also kinda far. And it has been raining recently so the tracks may be muddy. And also that I was at Settler's Cafe till 3am the night before.

I'm full of excuses. So will have to disappoint a few people. I'm sure more than a few were looking forward to hear about me getting injured again.

Was playing St. Petersburg, another boardgame by Rio Grande Games.

These guys are also famous for the award winning Puerto Rico and Carcassone, both of which I had played before also. I had many good times with Puerto Rico at Wolf's. Was getting quite good at it too, and won that particular event in last year's Board-lympics, but I sucked at Boggle and lost overall.

These kind of games sometimes have a rather complicated mechanic that takes hours to figure out from reading the instructions. But if you can join a game with experienced players, where all you do is decide what your actions are, while the other players decide where to put the colonists and what's a legal or illegal move, then it's much easier to pick up these games and have a good time all around.

Puerto Rico is fun. It's pure strategy. No randomness, after you've determined starting order (but that's also a test of your adaptability). Except when you introduce a player who has no concept of game theory, however many times he has played the game already, and keeps making moves that will inadvertantly help another experienced opponent. Yes, there are players like this... He never wins, but his X-factor-ness does mess up your carefully planned moves.

Carcassone is also a fun game. But it does involve flipping up cards from a face down stack, so there's some luck of the draw. Sometimes, you just don't get the piece that will earn you the mucho points.

St. Petersburg is more like Carcassone, in the sense that there is an element of randomness.

Objective of the game: earn victory points.

There are four phases in the game:
-the worker phase, where you use your limited roubles, to buy some worker cards, which will then generate roubles for you every worker phase from here onwards.
-the building phase, where you buy buildings, which will mostly generate victory points every building phase.
-the aristocrat phase, where you buy aristocrats, which will generate roubles also, and sometimes victory points, but far less cost effective than workers.
-the upgrade phase, where some random cards might upgrade your worker/building/aristocrat into something else that's usually more efficient in terms of production : investment.

So it's a game of resource management. Invest in enough workers that will give you a ready supply of roubles, which you invest in building more buildings that will generate victory points for you. Also, having a collection of artistocrats will give you massive bonus victory points at the end of the game.

So there is a delicate balance of building a cashflow, while earning victory points, and collecting aristocrats to give you that big VP payout at the end.

Failed to win a single game. But it was entertaining nonetheless.


But for more laughs, play something like Jungle Fever.

It's basically like Snap! Players flip over cards from their deck, until there is a match, and quickly snatches a wooden totem placed in the table centre. The slow guy will pick up the cards already flipped over. The objective here is to loose all your cards.

It really brings out the jungle in you. Charging you with adrenaline so that you are ready to pounce on the totem. It's somewhat stressful too, cos the cards don't show numbers, but rather elaborate shapes. And many of these shapes are deceptively similar.

But if one player is left-handed... Expect some injuries to happen.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Things I've learnt...

... which isn't all that useful for most of you.

And I forget things, or lose my notes. But look, here's a way for me to commit my findings in a place that's easily accessible, and backed up more frequently than my own PC...

Just installed Fedora Core 4 Linux on my office PC. Because I've got that kind of time.

Linux is simply amazing now. Still remember the good old days when I was messing around with Slackware 5.0... Good times... Now the installation is effortless, and is faster than WinXP! I even have Chinese support, but I don't know how!

First order of business... The Firefox it came with was version 1.0.4.
Got version 1.5.0.3 from http://getfirefox.com. The difference? With the new one, I can organise the tab windows around.

The download came in a tar.gz. I just need to unzip it somewhere and run.

1.0.4 is installed in /usr/lib/firefox-1.0.4.
I create an alternate directory to put the new one, make sure it works first before I burn the bridges behind me.
Click on the script. Didn't work. No error messages when I'm in the Gnome GUI.
So, pop into a sh terminal, and run the script from there.

sh-3.00# firefox

I get back the same Firefox 1.0.4.
There's a script in the /bin directory that's referencing the original Firefox.

sh-3.00# ./firefox
./firefox-bin: error while loading shared libraries: libstdc++.so.5: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory

Ran a search for libstdc++.
Found libstdc++.so.6 inside /usr/lib

Ok... where to make Firefox 1.5.0.3 use the new library... Nothing in the .properties file. No obvious configuration file anywhere. Grab the source for Firefox and recompile the thing myself, and point everything at the appropriate libraries?? Hell no.

Well... Just fool it then.
sh-3.00# ln -s /usr/lib/libstdc++.so.6 /usr/lib/libstdc++.so.5
When Firefox looks for libstdc++.so.5, let the operating system point the way to so.6 instead.

sh-3.00# ./firefox
./firefox-bin: /usr/lib/libstdc++.so.5: version `GLIBCPP_3.2' not found (required by ./firefox-bin)
./firefox-bin: /usr/lib/libstdc++.so.5: version `CXXABI_1.2' not found (required by ./firefox-bin)
./firefox-bin: /usr/lib/libstdc++.so.5: version `GLIBCPP_3.2' not found (required by ./libxpcom_core.so)
./firefox-bin: /usr/lib/libstdc++.so.5: version `CXXABI_1.2' not found (required by ./libxpcom_core.so)
./firefox-bin: /usr/lib/libstdc++.so.5: version `GLIBCPP_3.2' not found (required by ./libxpcom_compat.so)

Still doesn't work...
Some search-fu later:
http://ayo.freshrpms.net/fedora/linux/4/i386/RPMS.core/compat-libstdc++-33-3.2.3-47.fc4.i386.rpm

Now it's OK.

Just delete the old Firefox, and edit /usr/bin/firefox, change all references to the old Firefox directory... And I'm done.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Epic Girl on Girl Action

I am often entertained looking at the kind of keywords that bring visitors to my blog. Asides from click-throughs from random blogs, or from selfrefresh & tehtariksatu, the most common searches are for Haley Starshine's cryptogram solutions on Order of the Stick. Some hits have been coming in from my Hanoi write-ups. But the funniest one was from an MSN search on "G-Spot". Other contenders like "tiger balls" was also amusing. The most mysterious being a hit from a Japan IP, solely on the write-up of The Bulge. Twice. Mysterious....


And now, with the misleading title from this blog, I wonder what kind of visitors I'll be inviting...

Anyway, to break the suspense, the title is referencing an epic battle of WarMachine I had last Saturday. It is a table-top war-game played with pewter miniatures. I liken it to a game of chess, but on a bigger board, played with more pieces selected from a wider choice of pieces.

And these pewter minis also had to be lovingly assembled, carefully painted, and meticulously detailed to bring out their best. It's a very nerdy hobby, but I find the craft pleasantly relaxing, and an excellent purgative for mental or emotional stresses. It's like reaching a vapid mental state, without the hangover nor the expenses of drinking. And remember the trouble I had with the Malaysian Customs, it had everything to do with this hobby.

What got me hooked on this game was the fantasy world built around the army pieces. Privateer Press began with some amazing creative talents, some names like Brian Snoddy and Matt Wilson, even I have heard of them before they formed this company. They began by creating the Iron Kingdoms fantasy world for an RPG system. Populated the world with xeno-races and monsters. Wrote the history, drew the geography and updated the politics of the kingdoms.

And finally creating the armies of the four warring kingdoms, each with their unique flavour and carefully fleshed-out protagonists. And each permitting different styles of armies and strategies. Then, last month, they added Hordes, the feral twin of WarMachine with new game mechanics whilst remaining compatible with the original game. Thus bringing four new factions into the Iron Kingdoms. And this was the new game that I HAD to get via mail order, in case the distributors here fail to receive their stock in time.

It's a good game. And there's a bunch of fun people playing it at Wolf's Game Shop, where I often hang out when I can. The hours spent battling, recounting past battles, brainstorming strategies, speculating on future expansions, discussing the stories (fluff), sharing painting tips, teaching or learning techniques, etc... It keeps my weekends full.

Sounds silly? Well, at least I'm not living my life vicariously through a soccer team half a globe away.

And I'm even the local PressGanger, responsible for running WarMachine tournaments and corrupting new players. Check it out, my name's listed.

Anyway, my opponent last Saturday night was Saleem, a Cygnar player. We played opposing sides of a vicious sibling rivalry illustrated in this story. This was the first time a 750pt game was played at Wolf's shop, and both of us were using new Warcasters for the first time.

Following is the battle report, which will make no sense to many...

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. ....

...whooops.... wrong notation...

My Cryx Army:
Epic Denneghra
1 Gorman de Wulf
2 Pistol Wraiths
2 Bloat Thralls
8 Bile Thralls
10 Croe's Cutthroats
1 Deathjack
4 Nightwretches
---748pts---

(Those who know my collection, will know that there's a lot of proxies here)

Saleem's Cygnar
Epic Haley
1 Lancer
10 Swordknights
2 Stormsmiths
1 Journeyman Warcaster
1 Thunderhead
1 Centurion
6 Trenchers
2 units of Battle Mechaniks & assorted gobbers
1 Eiryss, Magehunter


Cygnar deployed first. Knights on one flank with Lancer. Trenchers up the middle covering the two jacks.

I deploy my Biles to meet the knights. Croe and Pistols up one flank to greet the Trenchers. Bloats right up the middle. Deathjack up the middle waiting for a charge opportunity.


1st Turn
Cygnar advances. Trenchers felt threatened by Croe, and moves towards them. Centurion turns towards the assassins too.

Denny goes incorporeal and RUNS right into the frontlines. Croe's guys took a few unsuccessful shots at the Trenchers, but did kill a Stormsmith.


2nd Turn
Cygnar runs the Lancer forward. Hijacks an arcnode. Dominates another arcnode and tried to use it to belch on my Biles, without success. Some firepower was brought to bear on the Bloat, and killing it, but at some cost to tempo. Eiryss disrupts another acrnode. Centurion charges my ninjas, hitting only one. Trenchers did something useless. Dunderhead still hiding behind Trechers.

I wanted to slam the Lancer into the ditch. But the bone-jack I intended to use had its back turned the wrong way. Move one chicken to belch a grenade on the Trencher commander and kills him. Deathjack casts Dark Seduction on the remaining Trenchers and successfully turned them over to the dark side. Moved my new Trenchers away, giving free strikes to the Dunderhead, so that he helps me thin the numbers down to two. Thus opening a clear space to the Dunderhead. Denny moves up, stabs it with Eclipse, and Dark Banishes the 154pt Warjack into the ditch. ***PPPHHHHHIIIIISSSSHHHHH***

Pistols & Croe did something inconsequential. Biles moved in ever closer to the juicy SwordKnights.

Epic Denny was exposed. But she's just popped her feat, Shadowbinding all enemy models around her so they can't move. She only needed to survive this turn.


Turn 3
... This turn was unspeakably horrible...
A Telekinesis spell channeled through my own arcnoded hit my Deathjack and teleported him 2" to the right, into the ditch, right on top of the drowned Dunderhead.
And the rest of the battle.... Saleem will be bragging about it for months to come, so I won't bore you. But a double 6 from a Stormsmith did *just* enough damage to take out Denny. Lucky dice-rolls.

Else, my Croe would have the back charge against the Centurion, at (10+4d6)x8 points of damage. Biles would neatly take out the Swordknights and Eiryss. The Lancer will go into the drink. Epic Denny will heal up, then stay back, as the rest of my still intact army (with the exception of the swimming Deathjack) will corall Haley into her pen and lay down the hurts.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

We live in interesting times

Was optimistically waiting for a correction in the price of gold, so that I can buy more... But apparently that didn't happen.

It just kept rising and rising. At the point of writing, it's moving towards 675usd/oz. I'm looking at a 20% returns on my investment in just 40 days. Should have bought more, is what I'm thinking now... But will there be a correction soon?

Iran doesn't look like it's going to kiss and make up anytime soon. They just need to spout some rhetoric, and oil prices will jump. Read this.

And the USD just can't seem to pull itself out of a death spiral it seems. But that isn't necessarily bad news for all.
This is the conversion rate chart for USD to MYR. The Ringgit is looking better and better, isn't it? Although I'm not sure this is such great news either. So glad that I converted my USD to AUD just before this.

Not that anything will matter much in the long run. I still believe that I'll see China as the next superpower in my lifetime. (Although, I'm making some broad assumptions with my definition of "lifetime", considering that Israel and Iran are staring daggers at each other, and Iran is so keen on having their new toys.)

Do you have gold yet?

Settler's Cafe, PJ

On 1st May, the first Settler's Cafe franchise opened in Malaysia.

Address: 32, Jln SS22/21 Damansara Jaya.

It's around The Atria, on the row of shoplots that is facing Giant's loading bay... The same row as the Michelin auto-shop.

It'll be opening from 2pm-11pm daily. Serving food, drinks, and lots of boardgames. Antike included!!!


A whole bunch of loyal Wolf's Game Shop supporters showed up on opening night and packed the place. I taught a bunch of guys to play Antike and managed to get two games in before we lost our numbers to the lateness of the hour and to other games. I won another game, bringing my win/loss record to 2/2. Both times that I try to go militaristic, I can't win.... This is a challenge that I must crack....


The Settler's Cafe is a quiet, family-friendly environment (unless there's a rousing game of Antike going on...) with polite, if not a little eccentric, staffs. I've seen most of them in their natural, uninhibited environment: they're a barrel of laughs most times, and it's almost disconcerting seeing them in a more sombre setting running a business.